'Cause I'm a member of the Lamma Cricket Team

By Tom Woods
Sung very roughly to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" (very, very roughly)

This first paragraph is optional:
We had to carry [insert name*] to the shore
We had to carry [insert name*] to the shore
And the reason why we had to carry [insert name] to the shore
Was 'cause [insert name] couldn't carry anymore
Damn beer!
*The player's name to be inserted needs to be two syllables and is usually Man-of-the-Match or someone who has made a contribution of significance to the team.

Oh the Lamma Cricket Team is the best cricket team
We'll hit you to the boundary and we'll smash you with the seam
We don't drink beer and we don't smoke grass
And if you don't believe us (then we'll have to make a pass)

Glorious!!! Glorious!!!
One keg of beer for the four of us
And glory be the day when there ain't no more of us
And one of us can drink for all of us
Damn beer!

So drink tra la la la la
Drink tra la la la la
Drink, drink, drunk, drunk
Drunk last night
Drunk the night before and I'm gonna get drunk tonight
'Cause when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be
'Cause I'm a member of the Lamma Cricket Team!!!

Editor’s Note. Ed Sheeran would be proud...